Produced by Omega Project
Anne Entertainment Studio Three Co-production
Based on a tre account
A long time ago when I was little, I always watched my mother pray.
Holy virgin Maria, mother of Jesus Christ.
Prayfor us sinners when possible.
Pray for us now. Pray for us when we're dying.
Your Grace, Mother of Jesus.
I remember her beautiful face.
Blessed virgin Maria, chosen one.
What is it, Yu?
Come to me.
I remember the beautiful statue of Maria.
Everything was holy...
Thank you, Father, for your love, for providing the food on the table.
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Amen.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Shall we eat?
...blessed by Jesus Christ.
Virgin Maria, Mother of Jesus.
Prayfor us sinners when possible.
Rest your weary ones. Bless your dying ones.
There's a possibility that I'll be going away on a trip.
On a trip?
Can you take care ofyourself?
I want you to keep this for me.
Virgin Maria...
Find a woman just like herto marry.
Introduce her to me when you find her.
Yes, I promise.
It's a promise then.
Jesus, Maria, and Joseph...
In your mercy, look with love on our dying loved one.
Mother died when I was in grade school.
Dad.
She said she was going on a trip.
Did she...
Dad decided to become a priest then.
I grew up watching him dedicate himself to the Bible.
6 years had passed.
During that time I realised that Mother hadn't..
gone away on a trip but had died.
I remember the day Dad became a priest, not just a Christian.
And we
moved out of our family home
into the parsonage.
Here you go.
This is heavy...
Are we done?
Mother.
We're doing fine.
My Dad, the priest
He became known for being gentle and caring.
His interesting sermons made him popular.
The charity bake sale would be considered a success if
100% of the participants thought it was a great event.
We were happy then.
Heavenly Father, thank you for this food, we ask you to bless it...
Thank you for watching over us, amen.
We had a peaceful life.
Until she came along.
Remember when you were helped by others...
On that day...
It helps us to remember that
we're being loved by God.
When we remember that...
we know that we have support and are loved.
We can always hear the whisper of Jesus in our ears.
"Go and do the same to your neighbours."
But who are your neighbours? Don't be selective.
Help and support everybody equally...
Um...
Can I help you?
Are you okay?
This is the first time I've come to a church.
I've never thought about God.
I'm ashamed.
You shouldn't be.
Everybody's like that at fiirst.
When I listened to your heart felt sermon...
I couldn't help crying.
Oh, you're so kind.
Make me a Christian, please.
I suggest you take it slowly.
No! I can't wait, I want it now!
You shouldn't rush things.
It is wonderful that you're asking for God's help.
Have you ever read the Holy Bible?
No.
First, take your time and read it carefully.
Father.
Can you teach me?
Miss, are you okay?
Hello, are you okay?
Thank you.
Father! Father!
Father!
I bought it! I've read 12 pages!
The passages around here...
I WAs so moved.
From that day on she came tosee Dad everyday.
Love should never betray.
She didn't miss a single day.
Wish for your blessing. Never have ill feelings.
Read from this sentence.
Respect each other.
Do so willingly.
By serving the Lord, you live in hope and endure hardships...
Father.
Can I go to confession too?
Yes, once you become a Christian you can go anytime.
Just the 2 of us...
Yes?
Just you and me in that tiny room, right?
Yes.
Kaori Fujiwara.
In the name ofthe Father, the son and the Holy Spirit...
I baptise you.
In no time she'd become a Christian.
I know it's sudden but
I have a confession to make.
Father, I'm in love.
Yes.
But he isn't allowed to fall in love.
But it's already too late. Do you understand?
Can you feel my heart beating?
Sorry but you have to go.
Father, listen to my confession!
Ifyou turn away from me, I'll kill myself.
Please listen to me.
What can I do...?
I'm in love with you.
I know, I really am a hopeless woman.
What can I do about it?
Please listen to my confession.
Thank you.
If you don't mind...
Yes?
Can I have your cell phone number?.
Hello.
I need to see you now. Meet me at that park nearby.
What is it?
What do you want with me?
I love you!
Let me go.
No!
You smell so nice...
Don't do this!
Hold me, here and now!
Stop this, let go!
Hit me more!
Stop!
Hit me! I'm such a bad girl!
Father!
Dad rented a house away from the church.
We all moved there.
Catholic priests can'tmarry.
It was a hide out for them.
Dad told me to move my things into the new house.
When I was packing I threw out lots of mementoes.
Except for Maria.
Do, Re, Mi...
Sukiyaki for dinner?
Fa, So...
Don't we look happy?.
Yeah, sure...
Thank you, Father, for the food on the table.
In the name ofthe Lord Jesus.
- Amen - Yes, amen!
Well let's eat!
Lord.
Give me strength. I needyou to help me now.
Lord, you have eternal mercy.
Don't abandon your creations.
The Zero Church is a controversial new religion.
It boasts some 500,000 believers.
Their spiritual leaderis a man known as "Zero. "
Underhis command...
Soon our life with her began to fall apart
Oh, the Zero Church.
These cult religions are terrible.
Yeah?
Well you're quite corrupt yourself.
Do you think you can go on deceiving your Lord?
We've talked about this already.
Those "Zero" guys are better!
They donate tons of money to prove their faith!
When are you going to marry me?
What's going on? You said you'd marry me.
You promised me, didn't you? You promised you'd marry me!
...study the teachings of "Zero"
and try to lure people into their religion.
Help out those who are in need.
Thank you very much.
Where's your hubby?.
We're not married.
He's terrible!
I've had enough already.
I've had it with this secret life!
Wait a minute!
I can't take this!
Soon she left Dad fora younger lover.
She'd been around only for 3 months.
For 1 whole week after she left
Dad didn't speak a word.
But I was quite relieved.
Dad, dinner's ready.
Lord, give us the strength to go on.
Forgive us.
Dad started to pray to the Lord as if he was possessed.
Dad changed.
He became somebody different
He who killed the prophet...
who beat the messenger with a stone.
I've tried hard to gather you all together.
Like a hen would try to gather her chicks under her wings.
Dad's sermons changed too.
They became horrifying.
..But you didn't answer my call.
Look at this.
Your house of religion will be abandoned forever.
Save us from evil.
Forgive us, our sins.
Yu, come here.
Come to confessional tomorrow.
Yes, Dad.
In the name ofthe Father, son and Holy Ghost.
Amen.
Have you sinned today?
Not really.
You must have. Think.
I haven't sinned.
Think harder.
What's this about?
- Dad. - Think harder.
Have you sinned?
Have you sinned today?
Forgive me.
You can't see your sins.
You mean, you haven't sinned?
Not at all.
Think again.
It was the beginning of Hell.
I'll tell you.
Your sin is that you can't remember your own sins.
Now that's a sin.
Be more aware from tomorrow.
Have you sinned?
I have to remember! The blue sky...
Grasses by the river...
An insect on a leaf...
Flowers in the wind...
I can't think of any sins!
Today...
I've got one!
I went in a cafe with a wet umbrella and...
I splashed water all over the place.
And then?
And... maybe
I sprayed water on the customers and
made a bit of a disturbance.
It was indeed quite obnoxious.
Anything else?
Have you sinned today?
I can't think of anything.
Oh, that's right..
I WAs tired on the bus coming home...
so I didn't offer my seat to a mother with a small child.
Go on.
What else?
I kept forcing sins out of myself like this.
It felt like squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste
"365 days to the miracle".
I became very alert
I always looked for sins I might have committed unknowingly.
Though unfortunately
I was really just an ordinary high school kid.
To put it simply
I wanted to die.
- Thanks. - You're welcome...
I couldn't even kill an ant
I loved my father very much.
Even though he'd changed.
I remembered the words my mother had told me
Introduce your Maria tome when you find her.
Promise me...
Soon I started to think
that virgin Maria was the only woman forme.
"265 days to the miracle".
What are you doing?
Getting toothpaste...
Keep your teeth clean.
Anything white is wonderful.
Your teeth should be white too.
Don't you imagine for a minute that you're good.
You'd be a hypocrite to think so.
Yes.
There's no escape from being bad.
Yes.
- Are you a bad boy? - Yes.
- Are you bad? - Yes, I'm bad.
Very well, you bad boy. Admit your sins.
I see my sins now.
No, you have to admit your sins.
Yes, I admit my sins.
Confessions never stopped.
Dad endlessly asked me about my sins.
Have you sinned today?
I didn't help an old woman at a crossing.
I had to lie.
Actually I'd helped the lady.
In the name of the Father, the son and the Holy Ghost
you're forgiven.
Amen.
You lied today.
I can tell.
Were you lying?
I'm sorry...
I realised that I had to start committing sins for him.
From now on I would do my best to sin!
That's how l felt then.
From then on, I was busy committing sins for Dad.
Sins and even bigger sins!
I made up my mind during class. I was ready to sin.
Could you kick that over to me?
Can you kick me the ball?
What did you do that for?
I broke my classmate's eraser.
And I squashed some ants.
A kid asked me to kick his ball to him.
But I kicked it away because it sucked.
In the name ofthe Father, the son and the Holy Ghost.
Yu.
Yes?
What was that about?
You're not serious.
I give up on you.
"165 days to themiracle".
I'm home.
When I came back from school the next day, Dad was gone.
He leftme a letter.
I'll go back to the church.
You live here by yourself.
Dad!
Don't call me that here.
Father, when are you coming home?
- Where? - Home!
My only home is that of the Lord.
Dad!
Go home. This is a house of God.
It's not the place for you.
What are you doing?
Come on! You too!
Get out of here!
Shit, I'm cold.
Hey, I'm Yuji.
Call me "Tag" Yuji.
Or Wmp Yuji.
Shut up!
I'm Takahiro. You?
I'm Yu Honda.
- Shione High? - Yes.
- What year? - First.
The same as us!
Really?
Maybe we should hang out together.
He should meet Senpai.
Senpai?
Come with us.
- lt'll be fun. - I'm cold.
Senpai!
Who's he?
He's a newcomer.
- Hold this. - Yes.
Give me a hand.
What's with you?
Let's commit lots of sins!
What?
See? He's weird.
I like him. He cracks me up.
Listen up, everybody!
From today
we have a new guy.
What's your name?
It's Yu Honda.
- Yu Honda. - Yes.
I don't know what's wrong with him but
he's joining us because he's into sin!
Yeah, that's right!
Why?
Because I need to sin.
Like what?
Rob a store? Kill someone?
What do you mean by sins?
My father's a priest so I need to sin.
Your father's a priest!
A priest!
Hey, this guy's a blast!
Anyway, from today, he's one of us!
Every day since then I did all I could to become sinful.
I'm ready.
I learned everything.
How to fight and shop lift
Next was the real thing.
I made many wonderful friends.
Yuji, Takahiro and Senpai!
It was fun everyday.
Show off your tags!
50% off, 30% off, 50% off!
Hurrah to the shop lifters!
Cheers!
Give him more!
I have to confess!
Lord, I have sinned in many acts of evil.
I betrayed you.
Dad, I've betrayed your trust too.
I don't deserve to be your son.
Pity me for I'm a sinner.
In the name of the Father, the son and the Holy Ghost
I forgive you.
Every day I went to the priest and told him my sins.
Like I was giving him souvenirs.
See you tomorrow.
You're very strange.
- Am l? - Yes, a wacko.
What's a wacko?
Strange, that's all.
Am I strange?
You do bad things so you can confess to your dad?
Yes, that's right.
You're perverse.
Perverse?
Don't you know it?
What do you mean?
Forget it. How do you like confessing to your dad?
He always forgives me.
I understand.
Would your dad be happier if your sins were worse?
I don't want to kill anyone...
No, that wouldn't do it.
I know what priests find really offensive.
Obscene things.
Obscene?
That would be perfect.
Yu's got to meet him.
Lloyd.
Master Lloyd!
What do you want?
Sir, this guy wants to learn from the Master.
Is that true?
Huh...?
Do you really want to learn?
Anything you want or desire...
Anything you want to know...
All the world's truths can be found here.
What are you seeking?
What are you seeking for, son?
- Sins. - Very well.
Anything else?
Don't hide it from me!
Maria. One day I hope to find my Maria
Stop! Master will speak his mind now.
Anything you seek can be found here in the groin.
Between women's legs!
"All My Sorrow"
This is the only book I've ever written.
Read it tonight!
I will.
I'm lonely.
But I don't know why.
What is the reason for my loneliness.
In vain I gave it a lot of thought
I looked forthe reason.
Do you understand.
Perfectly!
Do you understand my lonely life?
I do, Master.
- I'm lonely. - Yes.
I'm so lonely.
Yes, Master!
- You shall be my apprentice! - Yes!
Then my training began.
I could endure it for Maria.
Hold the camera.
- Go for it. - Yes.
Watch me.
Use a rope to get a peek-a-panty!
Good.
The moment that the target isn't looking...
He's good!
My turn!
He's bad.
Next!
Use a Kung fu technique to steal a
...snapshot!
Very good.
Go for a spin with a radio controlled camera car!
Use the three section staff and
get a close-up ofthe bush!
Ummm, that's good.
The art of voyeur photos is known as "Tosatsu."
Tosatsu...
It means to steal with photos.
It's a divine act.
Any act of holiness will be punished by the people.
Just like Jesus was punished.
You're looking for your Maria.
And she's somewhere on this Earth.
You'll fiind her someday.
I'll do my best.
We'll go down town tomorrow.
Yu, observe carefully.
Hey girls. What are you doing now?.
Do you want to play a match?
Good.
Excellent!
Do it!
Well done!
Feel the loneliness!
Oh, no! I have to walk to one side.
It's so dangerous. Get closer.
Yes, you're quite right.
What shall I do?
Walk to one side.
- Good idea. - Let's do that.
Stop there, women!
Great!
- Good boy! - Should I sin?
Go ahead and sin!
Yes!
Father!
What?
I took peek-a-panty photos up girls' skirts.
That is a heinous crime!
Sorry, Dad!
No sins had swayed him, the priest, until that moment
He had forgiven other sins but suddenly he was my father.
Dad...
Hit me more.
Dad, please hit me again.
Don't say that.
Hit me! I'll confess more.
Stop that!
Dad!
You pervert!
This made me happy.
Like finding something I'd lost
Like finding Dad again.
I was happy he hit me.
Did you confess to him?
He beat me up and called me a pervert!
I knew it.
You look happy.
It'll be easy now. I can do this a million times.
Become erect with your heart.
With all your heart...
An erection from my heart
With all my heart
But I didn't get a hard-on.
Impossible.
I'd never had one.
I didn't feel horny.
I have to find Maria and get a hard-on!
Where is my Maria?
What are you looking at?
You looked up my skirt!
Pervert!
In orderto find my Maria...
I tried harder and harder.
You did it again!
Yes!
You, pervert!
I did it again.
Why you...!
It was so easy now.
I couldsin any old time.
"65 days to the miracle"
He's incredible.
He's the man.
You're confused.
He's just a pervert.
Father!
Don't come here any more!
So I prayed outside the church.
What did you take a photo of?
What's this? Give it to me.
Let's go to the police.
This one's waterproof.
When it rains, it's like taking photos under the sea.
Come to the police!
OK, I'm always ready.
Oh yeah? Let's go then.
Wait.
Hey! Come with me!
What were you doing there?
I was praying.
I'm Aya Koike. Who are you?
What's your name?
What do we do?
Rescue him!
- Wait! - Why?
I'm Yu Honda.
You go to high school?
Yes.
How old are you?
17.
Seventeen.
Are you sorry?
- Yes - How sorry?
Like I've sinned. It's my original sin.
Original sin?
You're a Christian.
You're a funny guy.
Yu Honda, 17 and Christian.
A high school voyeuristic photo-maniac.
Is this your church?
I always come here to confess these things.
You're funny.
I'll forgive you too.
If he forgives you, I should too.
See you again.
Incredible.
Did you see that?
He's a real man.
Yu is great.
I was moved.
Me too.
We want you to teach us.
We don't have your passion.
We're through with stealing and fiighting.
Please!
Master!
Have you got your cameras?
Attention please.
"The Art of Tosatsu."
Careful, oblivious and bold. Repeat!
Careful, oblivious and bold!
Good, take your camera...
My life was going through a change.
I felt like I could forget about God, Dad and stuff...
We all improved very quickly.
You stood on my toe.
- I didn't! - Get serious!
Listen! All perverts were created equal.
Let's try again, come on!
Get away from me!
Voyeur photo training...
They are a bunch of morons.
Everyone, fiinally we're going downtown tomorrow.
This is what counts.
Do what it tells you to do.
And remember, be careful...
oblivious and bold!
Another great photo day!
We became a tight team.
Yu, standing by!
Yuji, standing by.
Senpai, standing by.
Takahiro, standing by.
A north north-east wind. Move it up!
If there's a crutch in the east, I'll go.
If there's one in the west, I'll run.
Thanks, I'm "Tag" Yuji.
Nice to meet you.
The art of shoplifting was some how similar.
Now.
Just like that
Now.
I was having the time of my life
Until one day...
I'm home...
There you are.
I'm cooking something delicious.
I was worried because you stopped coming to church.
There's someone I want you to meet.
Something was about to happen.
Something bad.
Are you sleepy?
Are you okay?
It will take only a few minutes...
Dad was a gentle priest again.
We're given healing powers without knowing it
Something would happen.
Hi, it's been a while!
You're all grown up.
That woman... Why's she here?
Don't look at me like that.
See you later.
"High school uniforms".
Thank you very much.
Yoko, Yoko!
The girl is her daughter.
Her ex-lover's daughter, to be exact.
So they're not related?
No.
That slut Kaori will go back to the priest.
What's your move?
Maybe it's time for our plan.
Drive alongside them.
Gather up the guys.
It's gonna happen soon.
We'll be catching lots of fiish.
Awhole bunch of suckers.
Let's get to work!
3 hours to th emiracle
We had a dare and I lost Let's commence the weekly meeting.
Today...
Hello, boys.
Sis! Close the door!
- Good Afternoon - Close it now!
Bye now.
There's a man I want you to meet.
Again? I've had enough!
Yoko, wait a minute!
Leave me alone.
Today's the day
we pick the Photo of the Week!
I think I'll beat you, Yu.
Wow, you're confiident, Takahiro.
Bet your ass.
Stand by!
Very well then.
Ifyour panty photo is much better than mine...
What will you do?
I'll borrow your sister's clothes and wear them in public.
That's not enough.
What then?
You walk around in drag and kiss a girl you like.
And tell her you love her in a voice like a queer.
I think you already know this but
I won't kiss anyone until I fiind my Maria
Be a man!
Come on, this is a dare!
Aren't you confiident?
Show us how manly you are!
Alright, then.
I have my pride as a pervert. To honour my pride...
I'll do what you say if yours is better.
Good.
1, 2, 3!
3 days ago, a girl running up pedestrian bridge steps.
Awhopper!
Check this out.
It's an ultra special royal flush!
I lost..
Here!
Here.
And here!
Well?
Strawberries...
It's unbeatable, I'm the champ!
The loser takes the penalty.
I changed in front of a mirror.
You look sweet!
"3 minutes"
I'm Miss Scorpion, the lady boss.
Don't laugh!
I walked like a cool chick.
Like a lady boss would walk
It was funny.
My friends came along to make sure I went through with it
Kiss Maria! Kiss Maria! Kiss Maria! Kiss Maria!
I loved to be in drag.
It made me feel good.
I looked gross in the reflection.
And then
The life-changing event occurred.
Look, what we've got here!
Come with us.
Come with us!
Usually I would have ignored it It was none of my business.
Cut it out!
Don't be cruel, come and play with us.
I'll take you on!
Good, I'll make you sorry!
Come on, come on, come on!
But on that day
Yu, maybe it's your big chance.
I couldn't pass on it
After all I was the lady boss.
I was just joking!
"1 minute"
What is it?
Marry me!
Marry me now!
You scum!
Stay away!
This is my fiight!
Good for you!
Leave the little girl alone and come to me!
Shut up!
Get her!
Come get me!
Shut up, idiots!
Jesus, forgive these morons.
Jesus?
Fuck that!
Don't disgrace the Lord's name!
Forgive me for my sins.
You're all mine!
I'll beat you all up!
We have to stop them!
I want more!
She was divine... She was Maria!
Next momentl was in love.
Move your asses, wimps!
Chapter2 Koike
My name is Aya oike.
Chapter2 Koike
I have 1 occupations.
This keeps away bad spirits.
First I trade in bogus
over priced religious artefacts.
I'm also the leader of a bogus charity group.
Do it again!
We need your help!
Again!
And I'm a cocaine dealer...
I traffic cocaine through embassies.
All the money goes to Zero Church. The truth is
I'm the regional leader.
I'm also the daughter of a man who is dying.
This man was once known for being a model Christian.
He had a respectable job.
But not any more
He's actually not a man anymore
He's lost the symbol of his manhood.
Because I snapped it off.
He'd given me many lessons.
I'm sorry!
Discipline!
Forgive me.
No!
I'm sorry.
Swear to God!
A long time ago when I was in class...
this guy I liked looked at me. It was too much for me, because...
It's a sin!
- I love you. - Me too...
Say it again.
Me too.
I couldn't hear you.
It was too much for me...
Your body's so obscene!
Say sorry to God!
I'm sorry!
Say you're sorry in the name of Jesus Christ.
Sorry!
Say, "Sorry my body's so obscene'
I'm sorry!
Say it properly! "Sorry my body's obscene!"'
Sorry my body's obscene.
You want a soul? Ask for it!
Say, "Give it to me!"'
Give it to me!
Good. Give it to me!
- Give it to me! - Give it to me!
Louder!
You deserve discipline now.
You're a sinner!
Give it to me!
A sinner!
- Give it to me! - A sinner!
Give it to me...
Hey, get away!
Do you know what fucking is?
Fucking is a sin, did you know that?
Fuck...
And being fucked.
Fucking is an inhuman act!
Stop having sex, assholes!
Don't have sex!
Filthy fuckers!
When I came home from the reformatory...
the man had collapsed from a stroke.
He was absolutely still. As harmless as a toy.
The joke was, he had a hard-on.
Barely breathing with a hard-onn.
It was a perfect way for him to go.
I left him like that for a while.
I thought he might die.
I could have killed him but I decided to let him live...
as long as he quit being a man.
So I snapped his erection off with my hand.
It sounded good but it wasn't enough so I used scissors.
Then I called the police.
I bullshitted them.
"He fell and broke off his thing. I wanted to ease the pain ".
"l panicked", et cetera.
I went out, feeling liberated for the first time ever.
That was when I met him.
I found you!
You found me?
I know all about you.
Come with me.
What is this?
The Zero Church.
This is the answer for you.
The answer...
This is the end of your journey.
There they kindly re-educated me.
That's how l became who I am.
He helped open my eyes. I can see clearly now.
I still often ask him.
Why did you pick me out of the crowd, that day?
It was your smell.
Smell? What could you smell?
Original sin.
Original sin?
Not everybody can see original sins.
Ordinary people don't even know what they are.
But you were chosen by the Lord to detect original sins.
The Lord is mischievous and torments his chosen ones.
One night I found another original sinner.
- Are you sorry? - Yes.
How sorry?
It's my original sin.
It was so familiar to me.
Why? I don't know.
Let's go over it again.
1, 2...
To the right!
Left!
I've kept my eye on him ever since.
I couldn't leave him alone.
I don't know why.
Father, I have a confession!
Hey, Yu.
I can increase Zero's believers with maximum effiiciency.
The plan involves the conversion of a family.
We'll convert a Catholic family.
I found this guy, Yu.
Yu's father is a priest.
He's respected by many local Catholics.
By converting him, everybody from his church
would convert to our church too.
Maybe it won't work out like you think.
Let me carry out my plan!
Like a Shepard separates the sheep from the goats...
The king separated his people. On his right hand side
he put sheep.
Goats on his left.
I checked out all the people around Yu.
Everything was in place.
Let's go.
I followed a girl named Yoko. She'd help my plan work
Yoko, it's your turn.
I kick any guy in the ass.
The name's Yoko. Yoko Ozawa.
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Chapter3 "Yoko"
I was always so desperate
I was just some bitch who kept falling over 'til I met Kaori.
This one? You'd look good in it.
You chose a good high school.
You look pale. Are you okay?
Hey, are you really okay?
Don't chew gum, that's why you keep collapsing! Spit it out!
What's wrong with your hair?
It's as messy as a bird's nest!
You look scary.
Don't hunch up! Straighten up your spine!
That's it, great.
You look like a corpse!
Come on, buck up! And put a smile on your face.
Each time we moved, I got a new school uniform.
Yoko!
That new uniform looks cute.
Were you crying?
Your make-up's smeared.
No!
Let's drive around. I used to live here.
I know this neighbourhood well. Let's go!
Where have you been?
I moved back here.
Really?
With you back, this town will be exciting again.
Thanks.
This is my daughter.
What?
You've got a kid?